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XFM The Ricky Gervais Show Series 3 Episode 5 - Something massive came out yer nose

by Man Moth

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Published 31 Mar 2015

The Ricky Gervais Show Broadcast 29th November 2003. Thanks for all your support, it's a privilege to be able to document these shows for other like-minded people to enjoy. Series 1 is here... /playlist/PLyXWmr6hs7HBvJO63tHC8Lyt1KOp2pm8b Series 2 is here... /playlist/PLyXWmr6hs7HA-ZREpeUTSxcm76_XVrfiH Series 3 is here... /playlist/PLyXWmr6hs7HB4o17q-6Tbo-eJvlkRek_S Series 4 is here... /playlist/PLyXWmr6hs7HC_-CluC_IB17TyWR21Xfk3 Rarities, Specials & Compilations are here... /playlist/PLyXWmr6hs7HD6KcRbcMfvMJayHKPwhEy2

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@finkdifferently77633 years ago " i' m phoning about your plugs" might be one of my favourite lines of these shows. 53
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@JAB-Fitness8 years ago " that' s probably the most homophobic thing we' ve had said on the show today. Thankyou very much for your call"
makes me laugh everytime i hear it. 491
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@babyshambler3 years ago Ricky' ssaysay that" during the worm story is possibly my favourite bit ever. 71
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@kevinflemming59288 years ago " i wanna know what kind of things i can buy this weekend"
oh, my sides lol. 135
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@jenanahulu9 years ago I love hearing ricky laugh in the background during karls movie clips. 403
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@893-RAT-PT-013 years ago ' hit parade or shit parade? #39; i always find it hard to believe this went out live on the radio on a saturday afternoon, steve at his finest. 88
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@GuyWithACamera239 years ago Definitely one of the best episodes, it has so many great bits. Marrow, the whole leech thing, " from baba" classic stuff. 94
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@a_b8978 years ago Karl: " i' m lookin' at the woman' s knob though! " 138
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@eljeffrinho9 months ago When karl says the name of the song by toffee ' born depressed' and steve instantly replies " oh dear"
i always get that song stuck in my head for days after i hear it. 11
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@D.Ridge_8 years ago " with er marrow. Marrow an that" 66
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@peterb1783last year 20 years later and it' s still so popular. How is this possible. 8
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@Joethefro4569 years ago Not all heroes wear capes.
thank you man moth. 243
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@milesmcclagan51668 years ago Any time they fade into mad world it' s a magic moment. 129
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@benzzodude9 years ago I love how ricky is just laughing in the background during karl' s movie segment. 104
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@bladeashby27228 years ago The best opening 21 minutes of any show! 42
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@odw_998 years ago The fact that i can identify any xfm song from 2001-05 from the end of the song haha. 388
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@sophieelliottsmerdon8 years ago Thank you for the uploads, man moth. Listen to these every night to get to sleep! 41
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@bobbyweezer9 years ago I am very relieved to find these here. Don' t know what i' d do without them. 5
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@cfcjb3 years ago Its madness that people listening to this at the time didnt have a clue what karl looked like. 43
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@Herderszoon8 years ago " eyy! There' s naught so barm as cakes! Know me know my ways! Get out ya twiddled flunt! " 108
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@joemenendez76239 years ago Thanks for the uploads, really given me a lot to listen to whilst i fall asleep lol. 40
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@Fliptheflipflop2 years ago It' s so funny how steve is alway mean to the callers. 14
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@fraserwebster8761last year I so wish these were recorded in the era where radio shows/podcasts were filmed, imagine being able to see this conversation? 8
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@harvg1235 years ago " can i just stop you there.
what' s a
one of my favorite parts of any of these works of art hahahaha. 70
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@AhmedKarimNL6 years ago I love how the intro for mad world starts playing after ' #39; who took his head off? He took his own head. 9
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@nueee88789 years ago " she ' ad a problem with ' er marrow. " 123
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@HollyMarieParsons5 years ago Its so frustrating when you want to answer a question or something they got wrong but then you remember how long ago this was recorded. 40
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@JakeWilliams2838 years ago Karls meeting with his sister in a car park was brutal. 132
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@louiiboi109 years ago Listen to these before i sleep. Cheers man moth. 3
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@rkandathil2 years ago to is the funniest moment (to me) out of the entirety of these series.
When I first heard it, I remember almost getting into a car accident because I laughed so hard, teared up, and couldn't see where I was going .. ...Expand 32
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@oscarslater6123last year In 2014 i was in the hospital cause i fucked my knee up so badly and had to have an operation, i was given such a high amount of drugs that i started telling . ...Expand 6
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@jesseyjames40719 years ago Thanks for all the great uploads man moth. 5
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@NatS37037 years ago I love how when it comes to rick, steve & karl- everyone: gay, straight, chinese, english, old, young, female and male: 80
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@josephryan17012 years ago I wish radio shows today would be this good. 13
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@callumpees9 years ago Thanks for upload i' m 15 and my dad told me about them and i love them listen when going to bed: 14
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@danielsemple58758 years ago Listen to these on loop! Thanks man moth! 2
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@studkickass5134 years ago One of the all time greatest episodes, in my humble opinion. 7
6 years ago 20 seconds in and im already laughing! 3
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@KubbsWickedSoul7 years ago Rickys spot on with karls hypothetical version of the peter the great story. D
in karls version it wouldve been: summin weird appened righ id="hidden5"t and turns out e was still alive an so she was still avin sex with body and his ed was watchin. ...Expand 43
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@conolablomo7 years ago Love listening to these, thank for uploading! 2
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@yaakhee6 years ago Ricky at talking about putting Karl in an acting role and how good he would be, Karl saying he would be best in deep stuff. Fast forward several years later Derek comes along and Karl is adlibing shouting at a heartless executive trying to turn a profit from the elderly it's great how things work out .. ...Expand 23
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@capnhawkins8 years ago I like the way Karl always says 'yesterday' YestaDAY. It's kind of quaint and charming. I always pronounce it like that in daily conversation now. .. ...Expand 4
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@du61679 years ago Just listening to this while working on commissions. I am getting so much work done. 13
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@daniele5516 years ago Is karl the only person to ever do 3 films with jack nicholson? 69
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@CharlieGeorge_5 years ago I like how they forgot about opening that person' s mail live on air haha. 6
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@mrdex85278 years ago He' s from baba. That part nearly killed me. 10
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@olivergallimore34909 years ago Nice little surprise to hear the jimquisition theme. 26
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@YolandaB218 years ago I' m loving the story of peter the great and derek the terrible (aka derek the rubbish) 7
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@alexanderandrassy39729 years ago Doing a law degree, every time i need a study break i put these guys on because i just need to listen to some drivel, thanks for the uploads! 17
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@CORNISHDUDE7 years ago " its why i like short stories and that" 8
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@jameshickey12944 months ago Perrfek/ this classic never gets ole.
gota be the greatest radio show of all time-just my opin. 8yrs ltr.
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@spider56005 years ago It weird listening to these radio shows as i used to go into london on a near weekly basis when i was a young kid. So i' ve been in and/or walked passed the virgin megastore that used to be in oxford circus where steve bought that ps2 before presumably going to the walking down the road to the hmv near the former sega world/funland arcade and seeing that he could have got the ps2 and gta 3 for 20 less.
the fact that china town is not so much a town but a street with bright orange chicken in the windows, one pagoda and two betting shops
the mc donald' s in leicester square two minutes away from the xfm offices where they got the burgers from for karls world record breaking attempt (there should be a blue english heritage plaque for that)
thewho live in forbidden planet. Cant say what that place used to be like though but one of my favourite stores though
i have also seen that chef clothing shop that they mentioned once and possibly that antique store with the " old russian wood" and the most expensive pub in london in covent garden
that newsagents where steve said that it looked like she was trapped by snacks and had to sell her way out of it. That i believe is/was outside of tottenham court road station which i think is where hefor a laptop
there was a nice japanese restaurant ten tei that i used to be taken to, great food but some of the worst toilets i' ve ever seen. Id rather use that one in trainspotting. But we never went further down that road as much as i wanted to just to satisfy a curiosity as to what could be down there. Now that i' m older and have been down that road myself i realise why. All the sex shops, not a complaint just an observation.
if anyone wants a ricky gervais show xfm tour of london let me know lol. ...Expand 39
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@Christoff0703 years ago That feature where they play three upcoming band tracks was awesome, i wish this occured more. I' d rather here a few tracks from different bands and then vote then one track that i could take it or leave it. 7
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@hankochai3 years ago So would e ave wore a jumper for pants? Dying.
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@PinheadLarryVEVO6 years ago Jack nicholson is getting old but before he dies i want him to hear these clips of him acting with karl. Id love to hear his reaction. 22
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@studkickass5133 years ago Narrator: years later, karl found out that his blind date was simply allergic to zucchinis. 6
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@daviddawson1472 years ago I love when karl starts winning. So ricky quickly talks louder over the top of karl. Always makes me smile. 6
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@sharkbite57449 years ago Something massive came out my mates nose! Doc sent it off for testing, turns out it was a lump of chicken. Apparently he had fallen asleep eating a chicken . ...Expand 24
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@realBorisLegasov10 months ago Im playing these in order, like im sure many of you are. Almost every episode a moment comes up where i think this is probably my favourite part of th . ...Expand 2
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@GormanStudios9 years ago Love listening to these while animating! 3
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@stylerdyrtn13 years ago Everytime i hear peter the great, i look forward to karls trouble understanding what happend, and i also get a little bit annoyed, because i cant work out how he cant work out what happend. 11
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@KatieBlue16last year " i' m calling about your plugs"
" well, not my .
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@SugarHighHeather5 years ago After hearing this years ago i got some stuff from picture centre and listen to it all the time. Its.
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@justinkline84377 years ago Can anyone else recite these from memory? 60+ time around. 8
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@PaddyRoon73 years ago Karl comes up with something to moan about, eg, david bowie changes his songs when performing live.
ricky and steve explain that it' s not true, karl ploughs on without listening to a word they said, and gets annoyed at what he' s just made up in his own head. Eg, the titanic not sinking.
i' ve been listening to this formula for over a decade and it' s still incredible. I' ll never get tired of karl. ...Expand 9
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@gibbs74448 years ago Why do so many of us listen to these to go to sleep? 4
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@cookiegaming5727 years ago Enters Jim Sterling - seriously I was shocked when I heard that :D 32
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@thesprawl23612 years ago - mad.I'd always wondered where that Jim Sterling title music came from.
Baffled by how the two are connected 2
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@a_b8975 years ago Ricky's "OH!" is brilliant, reminds me of his reaction when Karl was talking about Chinese people "not ageing well" for the first time! .. ...Expand 38
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@thecurmudgeon31317 years ago Oh man, " someone from baba" caught me off guard. 2
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@IsaacA1926 years ago I would love that picture centre album. 1
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@jamiel.harding45543 years ago Walking in today.
well you dont walk - you mince, dont ya? 1
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@fraserwebster87614 years ago Karl: the fellah who
ricky: oh jesus!
i said exactly the same thing at the same time as ricky.
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@vxmarcusxv6 years ago " i wanna know what to buy over the weekend"
" butt plugs? " 3
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@LJ-fm5og5 years ago Karl' s comedic timing on the movie clips is incredible. 23
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@TotalSteveO6 years ago " oh. God. I thought you meant she had one stuck up her fanny" hahahaha. 1
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@capnhawkins6 years ago I totally agree with Ricky about the third song. That was gorgeous. I wonder if she's still making music, or indeed if she got a record deal. 1
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@Lamedvavnik9 years ago We see how karl got into acting here. Little dos he know he' d be dougy the caretaker. The best character in derek. 42
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@Camcordant8 years ago Just came across this by chance on the day that bowie died - as fitting a tribute as anything out there - rip. 10
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@PaddyRoon73 years ago " what did you think of (every song ever played on the show) karl? "
" yeh it' s alrite" 2
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@LevWobegon5 years ago Fun fact: the documentary mentioned by karl was the first episode of bodysnatchers, a bbc documentary narrated by ross kemp. 1
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@arun2793 years ago Kellerton Road was my favorite of the three. 1